I’ve been in a funk at work or so much of a funk I haven’t even gone.  Randomly inspired by a comment on 43things about changing my phrase from “I HAVE to go to work” to “I GET to go to work” here’s my inspiration to look at the positive and be grateful.

I love . . .
1.    Being on stage to great music
2.    Being handed money for no reason
3.    Making fun of people without them knowing it
4.    Being frou-frou girly
5.    My eyelashes
6.    When I’m having so much fun I lose track of time
7.    Feeling glamorous
8.    My creative ankle purse
9.    My SpongeBob purse
10.    When people think I’m silly and I don’t care
11.    Walking away from someone nasty into someone great
12.    As seen on Dancing with the Stars
13.    I can get my nic fix whenever I want
14.    I can take a break whenever I want
15.    Sticking bills to my sweating gives me a sense of hard work
16.    When people love and say yes to my USP
17.    When I geek people over for tips
18.    That I don’t require or have a cell phone
19.    My time is my own
20.    I can have a bad nites finacially and still have fun
21.    When people acknowledge my job is tough
22.    Counting my money
23.    Making people smile
24.    Knowing I am a talented dancer
25.    Knowing I am a skilled marketer
26.    Being appreciated when I am  helpful
27.    Oh why did I say 100!
28.    Looking more attractive than I really am
29.    When people compliment me
30.    Hitting song marks on stage
31.    Making people relax
32.    Dancing even if someone said I wasn’t their type
33.    Dancing when someone said they wouldn’t and they do
34.    Taking my solace in the back
35.    When I get a dance to a song I love
36.    When I get and extra dance because of a song they like
37.    When people round the tip higher than what I was secretly hoping for
38.    When I find bonus money – like a $20 in my ones
39.    When I am asked for a dance w/o prospecting
40.    My gowns
41.    My well McGyvered shoes (not the shoes the fact that I McGyvered them)
42.    When I look like hell warmed over and I just earned booko bucks
43.    Seeing great pole co-workers
44.    Being recognised by other girls
45.    Knowing that staff knows who I am and they are just “the little people” to me
46.    Cleaning the bathroom
47.    My redbull cranberry drink
48.    Looking at the clock and knowing I could go cuz I’ve put in my minimum
49.    My body spray
50.    My liip gloss
51.    When people come to see me special
52.    Picking the money guy successfully
53.    Making deals that work to my advantage and make the guest love me
54.    OK I’m changing the title to 69, cuz well I can and even now the list of 100 seems too much!
55.    When people say I have a great personality and then they stumble hoping I didn’t take it as an insult
56.    When people guess my age under 27
57.    When I dance for kids that are early twenties and they don’t know how old I am
58.    That I have more energy than my 20-something co-workers
59.    That I make great money despite NOT being “the magazine comes to life”
60.    Tying my hair in a knot
61.    When people pay me to give me GOOD massages
62.    When people hand me money for no reason
63.    When I danced for a gay guy and he told me he was truly entertained even though he wasn’t attracted to women
64.    When people are impressed I remembered their names
65.    When people actually remember my name
66.    When people realise my boobs are real and love that
67.    My beautiful natural nails
68.    When girls respect stripper protocol
69.    When I use a line I’ve used forever and people think I’m so witty and smart
70.    When I make up a new line and I know I’m witty and smart
71.    Soaking in the bathtub after work
72.    Any YES that results in me earning money
73.    When I can tip someone who helped me and feel good that I have plenty to share
74.    When I get the stage to myself
75.    When people shower me with money
76.    OK so some of these are repetitive but you’re still reading aren’t ya?
77.    When I have a great nites that started out crappy
78.    When I hit a money target
79.    When I go over a money target
80.    Funny conversations in the dressing room
81.    When people think I’m smart
82.    When people are impressed I have a card/web site
83.    When people are impressed I have a Math Degree
84.    When I get to tell my Heisenberg joke to people who get it
85.    Hmm, too bad I wasn’t timing myself, I wonder how fast a hate list would have gone?!
86.    Unexpected courtesy
87.    Generosity
88.    Being told I have a great body
89.    Kindness
90.    That the club is beautiful
91.     the staff is friendly and professional – nice envionment
92.    There’s 8 stalls in the ladies room
93.    Housemoms are always helpful
94.    When it’s easy
95.    When my timing is perfect
96.    When a customer is loyal
97.    Guys who dig me cuz I like hockey
98.    When people see me as a person and not an object
99.    Being thanked publicly for staying on stage
100.    When it’s my turn for shaking
101.    Being confortable enough with my body to walk around almost naked at work
102.    Knowing I’m a super stripper

OK that was tough around the 20’s and now I know I could add more!

Like being grateful I have a job, it’s portable and available even with the challenges of USA right now.

I feel better already – go Super Saturday!

Wow, I like how they included their “Buy now” button in me cutting and pasting my quiz results. (NOT)

They didn’t show here the oh so wonderful number stats:
0.31% of the 140837 people who have taken this quiz are like you.
(Which for those of you who are interested is about 437 other people)

I took the 43 Things Personality Quiz and found out I’m an

Organized Extroverted Builder

It seems there are too many variables for the percentages to be meaningful, like Briggs-Meyers has 16 groups and the smallest is x% of the population.

I’ll see if I’m interested enough to check the library for the book!

OK done and they don’t have it OR the name is so bad “dream it list it do it” that is mucks up the search.

How fun! I just added twitter counter to boost my ego as I have a lot more twitter followers than blog RSS subscribers.

I couldn’t tweak it exactly as wordpress.com does not allow javascript, but I did find a cute icon from http://wefunction.com/2008/07/function-free-icon-set which of course I funDivaized into lavender and pink.

The HTML counter and image code for the birdie are simply typed in a text widget, in case you wanted to put this on your own blog, and there’s a plugin at Twitter Counter for those of you with real wp blogs.

I’m figuring the counter and little bird should appear about here —————————->

Twitter Counter is also useful for looking back at the number of followers, especially since twitter did a clean up a few days ago, I had a drop of about 30 followers, but the big tweeters had bigger drops and were all afluttter.

http://twittercounter.com/?username=funDivaChristy

I use http://paint.net for image manipulation, and since it was a png file to start with the layers were easily tweaked the “Hue” and “Lightness” to get the birdie body lavender, then magic wand selected the beak and legs in a new layer and tweaked Hue again. (The first tweak gave me a bright green beak – see http://www.flickr.com/photos/fundiva/tags/birdie/ for the different variations)

Here’s the bigger twitter birdie:

lavender twitter birdie

Princess Megan Wonderful would prefer little birdie encrusted with catnip.

Just for fun I tried out http://animoto.com to create a little photo montage

For simplicity, I just grabbed photos from flickr and facebook, which nicely animoto called up for me automatically.

And since I use flashblock, I couldn’t preview the music, so I just chose it by name, and it was OK. Funny too that when it was done compiling I couldn’t see it either!

typing w 1 hand distracting kitteh w string in other til comp room is kitteh proofed

heres a new photo – image stabilization camera wanted for little miss spunkasquirm

Goofus String

more @ flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/fundiva